We’re Doomed!

We're Doomed | Episode 16 | Over Population & Everything In Between with Guest Danny Mendlow: "Where Do You Find A Witch?""

This episode is HUGE! Both in length and in the magnitude of topics we discussed. The discussion got deep, it was hilarious and always weird. Our heavy hitter topic this week is OVER POPULATION because nobody wants to die. It's a hard topic but we managed to creep our way through it without sounding like complete psychopaths. 

We also chat about ancient civilizations, murder hornets, witch sticks, cyborgs and all the reasons why the CIA will shoot you in the head. 

Big thanks to Danny Mendlow for being our favourite guest and always keeping it interesting. 

We're Doomed | Episode 15 | Quarantine Week #6: "Wearing Denim To Feel Normal"

Now that life has taken an insane, dramatic shift we are doing all we can to feel normal. So why not dig through your closet and pull out your best denim and have yourself a 90s fashion show. Not this crazy yet? You just wait!

This week's episode we talk about lockdown protests, the Pentagon's UFO videos, possibly dead Kim Jong-Un and potatoes. We love potatoes. 

We're Doomed | Episode 14 | PODCAST SWAP: with Tyler Dombroski host of "In The Middle" Podcast

Our guest (Tyler Dombroski) and I have decided to give our podcasts a good swap. Tyler joins me on We're Doomed to discuss his favourite apocalyptic scenario: Alien Intervention. We have been mucking around too much on this lovely planet and the aliens are here to put us in line. Maybe. When you're done here you can check out part 2 over at Tyler's podcast "In The Middle" found on all the streaming platforms you can find us. Enjoy!

We're Doomed | Episode 13 | Quarantine Week #4: Tree Bark Spaghetti

We're still holed up in our separate quarantine zones just trying to make sense of all this. We had some great discussions about our lives in this new world, more wild conspiracies and what else is trying to kill us. 

We're Doomed | Episode 12 | Quarantine Week #2 with guest Danny Mendlow

*SORRY FOR POOR AUDIO QUALITY. NO STUDIO AT THE MOMENT*

It's week 2 of the whole world sitting on the couch (except for our wonderful medical teams working hard) and people are getting creative and stir-crazy at the same time. Tyler was experiencing power outages in his little town so this episode is only myself and our guest Danny Mendlow (Producer, Professional Conspiracy Theorist, Cat Owner).

Danny and I discuss many topics, such as: aliens, sleep paralysis, near death experiences, one world governments and many more subjects that stem away from COVID-19. Danny is a wealth of wacky knowledge and we hope to have him on again soon.

We're Doomed | Episode 11 | Quarantine Week #1: "Mother Nature is a Scary Bitch"

The pandemic is rising and creeping closer to home then ever before. Brandon and Tyler are locked away in their separate quarantine zones (sorry for the poor audio) in this week's episode. We discuss the latest terrifying updates on the virus, wild theories of why this is all happening and the amount of skills people are going to have when this is all done.  

We're Doomed | Episode 10 | Mass Hysteria: "It's a Butt Cleaning Revolution"

Holy smokes, shit has truly hit the fan (better get some toilet paper). We discuss the on-going panic of the Corona Virus and the chaos it is causing around the world so far. Our main topic of the episode is "Mass Hysteria" but it makes itself relevant throughout. You can hear a little fear in our voices on this episode.

Tyler is self-quarantined, the TP shelves are empty but don't worry there is still hope out there. 

We're Doomed | Episode 09 | Solar Storms: "Why Is The Sun Trying To Kill Me?"

Did you know that blob of light in the sky is trying to kill us all? This episode we discuss the different variety of solar storms the sun could bare down on Earth and how's it will ruin our lives. Everything from losing all of our electronics and power sources to hot plasma igniting the atmosphere and sending lighting and radiation down onto the surface. Get your microwave suites ready for this disaster!

We also discuss Tyler's growing VHS collection, a German explorer that lights his own shit on fire (with terrible results) and more updates on the Corona Virus.

We're Doomed | Episode 08 | The Financial Collapse: "Hand Jobs for Ham Sandwiches"

After last week's extreme plummet of the stock market we thought it would be a good fit to do an episode on the Financial Collapse with our friend Pete Van Dyk, a comedian and former banker. Pete breaks it down for us number-fearing dummies and paints a scary picture of the events leading up the final collapse. I hope you guys like the 1930s because we are headed there real soon. No time machine necessary. 

We also talk about the Coronavirus Cruise Ship, more Super Volcanoes in America and how many stitches Tyler has accumulated over his lifetime. 

We're Doomed | Episode 07 | Animal Uprising: "Backflips For Doritos"

Animals have been pretty low key for most of time but sooner or later they are going to rise up and take their planet back. At least we think so. Could this possibly happen? Humans have ran the game for long enough, let's give some other animals a shot.

We also discuss Tyler's cool new Jeep, killer gender reveal parties, horrible teachers and chimps snatching children.